I’m not generally a person who gets off on someone else’s failure, I like to see people succeed, and in sports, I prefer for the battle to be hard fought, for everyone to leave everything on the floor, and the eventual winner win because of perseverance and heart. I usually have a lot of respect for both […]
When I walk into many stores these days there’s someone at the door that says hi to me. After getting over that intrusion, I sometimes actually make a purchase. On those occasions, as I make my way to the exit, there’s often a man or woman in a blazer who blocks my path with a […]
I was shocked and amazed to realize that I really do love New York. Like love it for real, like a person might love a pet or a really good hamburger. I mean it’s a bit odd to realize you actually have the emotion to back up a tagline. Coke (the soda, never tried the […]
The amount of maintenance required to keep this machine we call the body running is unbelievable. If someone were creating a product today with those kind of maintenance requirements it would be laughed out of the boardroom . . . are things still designed in boardrooms? Anyfuckingway, even if you go with basic function, just […]
I’ve invented a new product. It’s main purpose is to keep people in love and expressive in their relationship through cutting edge social interactive technology. Here’s how the device works: You carry the “Assess-O-Tron” which is a small ipod like device, somewhere on your person. When you first receive this device you will be asked […]
Where’s all my pretty zaftique chicks at? I’m tired of walking around the city, and seeing some mediocre looking girl with a hot body act all high and mighty. I’m good looking AND fit, you, my dear are BENEATH me, and have no business turning your nose up at me. The obesity epidemic in America […]
Everywhere you go there’s some lazy person standing around or something. Sometimes they don’t do anything, and like can’t even bothered to form coherent thoughts and it’s like why even bother? When I’m on my couch and I see something like that, it makes me want to do something about it. I’ll finish this post […]
Boy is my ass sore. Everywhere I go someone wants to fuck me, and I’m tired of it. I live in NYC, and you can’t go anywhere in this city anymore without being ripped off. The weather is getting better, and I might want to stop at an outdoor cafe and have a glass of wine, but oh look, it’s fucking 9 dollars! What’s that? I know that brand, I bought a bottle of it last week for 7 dollars. Now I have to tip the uptight, disinterested bitch who brought me the glass of wine like I owe her a favor while she tries to shuffle me out so she can not earn her next tip from the suckers who will sit down and feel too guilty to not give her 16%. So me and a friend have 2 glasses each, and the total is 45 dollars. We didn’t even get any fucking food! Had we ordered an appetizer or 2 the cost would swell towards 70.
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Oh, by the way, If you’re noticing the first 2 major posts on this both have ass in them as a major theme, well you’d better just get used to that.