Happiness is having a toilet that never says “I’m sorry.”
December 21, 2011
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Discuss.
Archive for the ‘shorts’ Category
I’ve never killed a chicken
September 1, 2011
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But how many of them have died in the name of my dinner?
Never make decisions when you’re emotional
June 16, 2011
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Suicide is never as good of an idea as it seems the next day. This also applies to peeing on stuff.
You can use a napkin as a plate, but you can’t use a plate as a napkin.
January 14, 2011
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Discuss.
If you put cough drops up your ass, does that make you fart less?
November 16, 2010
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Discuss.
Ira Rosenberg proposes anal sex to his girlfriend:
October 16, 2010
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Would you like some Jew in your poo? Discuss.
I sometimes get diction confused with lexicon.
November 18, 2009
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And sometimes it’s even intentional.
Gay man poisons lesbians and kidnaps 3 legged cat.
October 8, 2009
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Seriously. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/08/slug_pellet_curry/