What do you get if you cut off 2 of an octopus’s tentacles?
November 2, 2016
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[ shorts ]
A sexapus.
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A Cliff Claven-ism (R rated)
March 14, 2012
[ random philosophy, shorts ]
It’s a little known fact that the term “whore” is derived from, ah, their relative working orientation. You see, “whore,” is in fact short for the “hor” in horizontal, it was only the colloquistic anachronisms of the time that impelled people to add the superfluous “w” and “e” to either end of the expression to prevent it from […]
I’ve never killed a chicken
September 1, 2011
[ observations, shorts ]
But how many of them have died in the name of my dinner?
Never make decisions when you’re emotional
June 16, 2011
[ shorts ]
Suicide is never as good of an idea as it seems the next day. This also applies to peeing on stuff.
You can use a napkin as a plate, but you can’t use a plate as a napkin.
January 14, 2011
[ shorts ]
Discuss.
If you put cough drops up your ass, does that make you fart less?
November 16, 2010
[ shorts ]
Discuss.
Ira Rosenberg proposes anal sex to his girlfriend:
October 16, 2010
[ shorts ]
Would you like some Jew in your poo? Discuss.