Archive for the ‘observations’ Category

Beware of filth

As a general rule we have become cleaner as a people. I wonder if anyone has graphed the curve of general cleanliness going back to the days where we lived outside and bathing basically didn’t happen, through when we slept on a bed of hay often with little critters feeding on us at night and […]

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I’ve never killed a chicken

But how many of them have died in the name of my dinner?

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Everything is stupid in retrospect

Looking back on a person’s decisions, life choices, romantic partners, etc. often leads to the conclusion most of the things we do are pretty stupid and short sighted. The only infallible exception to this rule applies to whatever we’re currently doing in the moment. We have loads of reasons and justifications as to why we […]

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Two women get caught using their body fat to shoplift

Before seeing this video, if you would have asked me if fat people or skinny people made better thieves, I would have surely said skinny. Given that these 2 got caught that might still be true, but you have to be impressed by their ingenuity. It’s not many women that can hide a pair of […]

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Tongue play

There is an inequity with regards to what is socially acceptable in terms of how we relate to where, when and by whom tongues touch our bodies. We tend to have no problem if any random animal (though we usually prefer cats and dogs) licks us on our hand or other ares of exposed skin […]

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There are 3 kinds of people in the world

People who are born with the instinctive knowledge not to pee into the wind. People who might have peed into the wind, but were advised against it and listened to that advice. And people with pee on them.

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Empire State of Mind

I was shocked and amazed to realize that I really do love New York. Like love it for real, like a person might love a pet or a really good hamburger. I mean it’s a bit odd to realize you actually have the emotion to back up a tagline. Coke (the soda, never tried the […]

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Melting off that first layer.

When you shower at someone else’s house, and they have bar soap, do you hold it under the water for a bit to melt off the layer they surely had previously rubbed all over themselves? What if you are attracted to them, do you savor the idea of their physical residue? What if you’re a […]

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Strange sign

I was walking around in Port Authority in NYC on 42nd Street and 8th Ave. and I came across this men’s room sign. Does anyone else see anything inappropriate here?

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New Year’s Resolution: Hire someone to pee for me.

The amount of maintenance required to keep this machine we call the body running is unbelievable. If someone were creating a product today with those kind of maintenance requirements it would be laughed out of the boardroom . . . are things still designed in boardrooms? Anyfuckingway, even if you go with basic function, just […]

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