An interesting fact.

Animals with deadly weapons such as lions, tigers and bears – oh my! – have very boring fights. An altercation between any of these animals tends to be nothing more than a staring match with some roaring and perhaps shoving thrown in. This is not unlike when a douche from New jersey and a tool from Long Island meet in a club, lots of posturing and trying to look tough, but no actual bloodshed.

On the other hand, animals who are not as well armed such as giraffes, zebras, and other less patterned herbivores kick the ever loving snot out of each other.

Food for thought.

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2 Comments on “An interesting fact.”

  • 25 August, 2009,

    Funny you should say “food” for thought. Those no holds barred warriors also happen to be prey animals. Could it be they are tenderizing each other in a bid to make their opponents look tastier than themselves? Sounds like a clever evolutionary ploy to me. Sprinkle a little oregano over the next match and let’s see how many lion and tigers and lawyers can resist.

  • Stiffie
    3 September, 2009,

    I object to the filing of this under “useful stuff.” I will never use this information.

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