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• What do you get if you cut off 2 of an octopus’s tentacles?
• A Cliff Claven-ism (R rated)
• Happiness is having a toilet that never says “I’m sorry.”
• Beware of filth
• Superstition is going to come back with a vengeance
• Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.
• I’ve never killed a chicken
• Never make decisions when you’re emotional
• I never knew how much fun it was to be a hater
• Everything is stupid in retrospect
• What is an asshole?
• There’s no such thing as instant testicles.
• Heated debate on toilet paper orientation
• You can use a napkin as a plate, but you can’t use a plate as a napkin.
• Two women get caught using their body fat to shoplift