As a general rule we have become cleaner as a people. I wonder if anyone has graphed the curve of general cleanliness going back to the days where we lived outside and bathing basically didn’t happen, through when we slept on a bed of hay often with little critters feeding on us at night and […]
Everything comes from somewhere. All science has been proven incorrect, or incomplete over the course of time, but the basic truths people have understood or believed in have persevered throughout the ages. Whether it be in the form of religion, superstition, cultural convention, or passed down from generation to generation in the form of stories and rituals, […]
Looking back on a person’s decisions, life choices, romantic partners, etc. often leads to the conclusion most of the things we do are pretty stupid and short sighted. The only infallible exception to this rule applies to whatever we’re currently doing in the moment. We have loads of reasons and justifications as to why we […]
There is an article on Wikipedia detailing the ongoing and often acrimonious debate about how a person chooses to install a new roll of toilet paper. There are two choices of toilet paper orientation when using a toilet roll holder with a horizontal axle parallel to the wall: the toilet paper may hang over or […]
Requiem of Randomness has received its first post from a guest author. I can’t say the subject matter is surprising, but this did come up in conversation from a series of totally random events. I guess that’s 2 ways it fits . . . So I am inventing a device that helps avoid people calling […]
I was chatting with a friend of mine, and the subject of sexting and sex tapes came up. He didn’t get why it is people actually do these things. Putting aside the obvious conclusion that if it exists someone you don’t want to will see it, and the fact that in this new culture you […]
I’ve invented a new product. It’s main purpose is to keep people in love and expressive in their relationship through cutting edge social interactive technology. Here’s how the device works: You carry the “Assess-O-Tron” which is a small ipod like device, somewhere on your person. When you first receive this device you will be asked […]
Animals with deadly weapons such as lions, tigers and bears – oh my! – have very boring fights. An altercation between any of these animals tends to be nothing more than a staring match with some roaring and perhaps shoving thrown in. This is not unlike when a douche from New jersey and a tool […]
It’s a sad state of affairs when I am forced to set aside my general moronic ravings and be the voice of reason, but there are times that call for nothing less but the most extraordinary of efforts. The purpose of this post is to set the record straight about the behavior of pedophiles, and […]
That I may have alienated the 6 people who read this by not posting for 2 weeks. I’m going to file this under useful stuff, even though it’s not useful. I figure I have to fill that category with something, and it’s unlikely to get filled on its own, what with all the opportunities to […]