I sometimes get diction confused with lexicon.
November 18, 2009
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And sometimes it’s even intentional.
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Gay man poisons lesbians and kidnaps 3 legged cat.
October 8, 2009
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Seriously. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/08/slug_pellet_curry/
Monster doesn’t really rhyme with doctor, but you could get away with it in a song if you sang it right.
September 16, 2009
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Just saying…
Most of the really fun things in life are pretty likely to leave a stain.
July 21, 2009
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Discuss.
A Ripoff.
July 9, 2009
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The Center for Disease Control is warning all people that a new virulent disease is on the rampage. They are saying it’s virtually impossible for doctors to detect and has no known symptoms, but is highly contagious. So be careful.
A joke.
June 16, 2009
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What do you call a Puerto Rican who’s lost in the ocean and is eventually recovered, entirely logged with salt? A spickle.
It’s easier for girls to have sex with vegetables than it is for guys.
April 22, 2009
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Discuss.