I just saw that on a viagra commercial while watching the Yankee game. Yes, this is the world we live in. Call me old fashioned, but I’d rather die during sex than ask my doctor that question, even if it did result in an uncomfortable but secretly pleasurable prostate exam – who’s with me?!
With the understanding that on this site this can be seen as a loaded question, I want to reassure both my readers that my meaning here is not at all figurative or or insinuative, but rather quite literal. Is an asshole an actual physical thing, or the space occurring in the context of a particular […]
There is an inequity with regards to what is socially acceptable in terms of how we relate to where, when and by whom tongues touch our bodies. We tend to have no problem if any random animal (though we usually prefer cats and dogs) licks us on our hand or other ares of exposed skin […]
Think about it, here’s are a couple of examples. Oh monkey monkey I shouldn’t have let you go And now you’re out of sight, yeah Show me, how you want it to be Tell me monkey ‘Cause I need to know now what we’ve got My loneliness is killing me I must confess, I still […]
When you shower at someone else’s house, and they have bar soap, do you hold it under the water for a bit to melt off the layer they surely had previously rubbed all over themselves? What if you are attracted to them, do you savor the idea of their physical residue? What if you’re a […]
If anyone was going to ask the question… But it’s important to get clear on what the question is. Clearly there have been different species that have used various poo from different animals to gestate their eggs or for food but this is not the question at hand. The question is: has there ever been […]
Is he dancing up a storm in the closet before he comes out and goes after your children? What’s he doing in the closet anyway? What would you say about someone who was chillin in the closet gettin his dance on? Is the idea of a gay, dancing monster less scary, or more scary? Does […]
At first I thought it might be something to do with our legal system, tribulations rarely seem to be found without trials, but I passed by a law library one time and I never saw anything about tribulations from my vantage point from across the street. Since for the purposes of this website, that qualifies […]
I’m sort of a computer aficionado, a geek if you will. I’ve always had a cutting edge computer, often quite literally as I’ve cut my hands countless times while building my new bad ass PC. What confuses me is the fact that my computer doesn’t feel any faster than the computer I had 10 years ago. It takes about the same amount of time to boot up, it’s about as responsive when I click or open something and it locks up, crashes or plain malfunctions with about the same frequency. The major difference in my computing life has been an increase in internet speed, multimedia and gaming.
Sleek, streamlined companies like Apple and Google are moving in to kick Microsoft’s ass with their simple, clear, responsive, flexible products. Will Microsoft be able to respond, or will they continue to thrash around like a headless chicken with nothing to do other than trip itself up, bump into things and, when it can get the firepower, shoot itself in the foot?