When you shower at someone else’s house, and they have bar soap, do you hold it under the water for a bit to melt off the layer they surely had previously rubbed all over themselves? What if you are attracted to them, do you savor the idea of their physical residue?

What if you’re a creepy perv, do you rub the soap on your privates just for shits n giggles while singing My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion?

I just realized that rhymes.