Comments on: Never make decisions when you’re emotional

By: Cyberstray

Cyberstray — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 09:40:40 +0000

P:That’s a very typical response you’d expect from a tree huger, especially one whom I had actually peed on.

C:First of all it’s tree hugger and second I doubt you have ever peed on anyone but yourself. Personally I have done various types of peeing on people. Even on myself at times. Can I Pee on you?

P:I am curious about one thing. What is it that you are so upset about? Was it the actual act of me peeing on you, or the fact that I peeing on you was the closest thing to a shower you’ve experienced in years hence ruining your not bathing streak of 745 days?

C: I’m not upset about anything, in fact I’m thoroughly enjoying watching you develop diarrhea of the brain attempting to be witty.

As for peeing on me, you might find it difficult with my foot up your ass but you are welcome to try.

I’ll admit I don’t bathe daily but that is a matter of personal hygiene, hippies in general are pretty clean and smell like patchouli.

You are batting 0 so far as at 57 I doubt I’ll be doing any growing “up”
Even at my advanced age I still enjoy playing with morons; which explains my interaction with you.

Your fear of liberals is well founded, we do tend to do unexpected thing like screw with your myths, and smack you with facts, but don’t let that discourage you. Keep embarrassing yourself so we can keep track of you. We will eventually need to come and pry the old shootin iron from your cold dead fingers and it’s nice of you to make yourself available so we can find you.

You conservatives just don’t get it, it’s not personal. I heard you even went to high school but as you guys said the tree of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of patriots. We will be happy to oblige and keep that tree satiated with the blood of idiots thanks to the Tea party and the other mental defectives that crawled out of the woodwork the moment the black dude took the oath.

Have a great night and keep this in mind. When you pee into the wind be it factual or figurative the only one likely to get wet is you.

I have a question for you.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

Cheers
Cyberstray

By: philostopheles

philostopheles — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:38:26 +0000

In response to Cyberstray’s comment: That’s a very typical response you’d expect from a tree huger, especially one whom I had actually peed on. I am curious about one thing. What is it that you are so upset about? Was it the actual act of me peeing on you, or the fact that I peeing on you was the closest thing to a shower you’ve experienced in years hence ruining your not bathing streak of 745 days?
I say to you: “grow up” and “get a job you hippy”

By: Cyberstray

Cyberstray — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 06:32:25 +0000

I’d pee on philostopheles unless he was on fire.

By: philostopheles

philostopheles — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 17:43:56 +0000

i peed on a tree huger once, but that was straight out of anger. nothing against the tree itself, just against the unshaven, smelly ass, long hair, drop out hippie. why is it to save a tree you have to look and smell like one too? id save a tree if i could in exchange kill 1 liberal hippie in its place. deal?

By: idchafee

idchafee — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 05:34:03 +0000

I peed on a tree that had been cut down on my front lawn. Motherfucker was ugly, then its goddamn roots grew into the sewer, flooding my family room with sewage, THEN it cost me 3 grand to cut the fucker down, dig up the pipe (in January of course when the ground is frozen) and replace the pipe. That tree earned every last drop of urine I could drop on it, and I’d do it again

By: reli4nt

reli4nt — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 07:04:07 +0000

I don’t think I’ve ever regretted pissing on something but then I don’t think I ever peed out of anger. I guess that supports your argument. Come to think of it, all my emotions come after peeing. Usually satisfaction but also pride. I think I’ll post pone the decision to zip my pants back up until such time that those emotions have passed and I can once again think clearly.

By: philostopheles

philostopheles — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 18:45:14 +0000

i must say when i first read this i took such offense. i was so ready to scream, yell and write a very nasty response. The mere idea of implying that i didn’t think it through when i tried to kill myself is insulting. i mean, were do you get off telling me that i shouldn’t make a decision when I’m emotional. Are you in my head? Do you know what I’m thinking? What I’m feeling? You got some nerve mister.

But then i realized your right. Just for the simple reason that the only reason I’m even here writing to you is because i failed at my suicide attempt.