http://requiemofrandomness.com/2010/01/new-years-resolution-hire-someone-to-pee-for-me/ Thu, 15 Mar 2012 03:22:31 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.9.40 http://requiemofrandomness.com/2010/01/new-years-resolution-hire-someone-to-pee-for-me/comment-page-1/#comment-67 Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:07:10 +0000 http://www.requiemofrandomness.com/one/?p=146#comment-67 I’m sure that with enough cash, someone would be happy to at least hold it for you while you pee, leaving your hands free to do other stuff

]]> http://requiemofrandomness.com/2010/01/new-years-resolution-hire-someone-to-pee-for-me/comment-page-1/#comment-66 Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:40:21 +0000 http://www.requiemofrandomness.com/one/?p=146#comment-66 We must look at the bigger picture. As a doc myself i say we must explore the use first the possibility of recycling our pee before hiring others.
My point is this clinically speaking of course , while the rest of the tree hugging liberal world wants you to go GREEN, i say go YELLOW.
lets just drink back our own pee. its already been clinically proven that there are no harmful side effects. In fact its rather good for you and yummy, o so i hear. And that myth that you’ll turn yellow like homer Simpson, well that’s out right dumb.

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